There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair - zobacz
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think I'll take the money." - zobacz
What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary. - zobacz
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music. - zobacz
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em." - zobacz
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming... - zobacz
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them ! - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca ! - zobacz
Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find. - zobacz
What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes - zobacz
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them! - zobacz
What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola ! - zobacz
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops - zobacz
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups ! - zobacz
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark! - zobacz